As of last week, my son has five teeth. He has three on the bottom, and two on top. Interestingly enough, the top two are not the front teeth, but the #2 teeth.
Now, given his preference for enjoying the nightlife over the morning light, the fangs that have appeared ahead of his front teeth, and his fair skin, I'm thinking I might have a little vampire on my hands.
What does this mean for my cute little Count? Forget medical school or professional baseball, Dracula D'Alessandro will work hard to reintroduce the many benefits of bloodletting.
Fortunately, the inheritance of his father's heritage has brought me some peace of mind: the kid loves garlic.
I'm 32, a dad, and I am not a douchebag...
6 years ago