Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz welcomed their brand new baby boy into the world by giving him a name that will later provide remarkable fodder for those inevitable therapy sessions.
What did they name him?
Bronx Mowgli Wentz
I'm not sure who should be more offended by the name: the residents of the aformentioned borough (a place I also once called home), or the wolves that raised the little boy in the jungle book, whose parenting skills will mostly certainly exceed those of the famed emo couple.
Hmmm.....I'll get back to you on that.
I'm 32, a dad, and I am not a douchebag...
6 years ago