Fortunately, his quest to make Stacy his high school squeeze proved successful...the last success Brian Backer has enjoyed as an actor.
Anyway, here are some choice quotes from the movie....
"Like I told the guy on ABC, danger is my business!"
"Look at you: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater. I'm tellin' ya, Rat, if this girl can't smell your qualifications, then who needs her, right? "
"I shall serve no fries before their time."