Stop. Stop what you're doing. Get up from your seat. Turn off the computer. Pack your entire family in the car and start driving.
Don't stop driving until you have reached the only destination that should matter today:
That's correct....today is July 11th (7/11) and that means that wonderful convenience store that is second only to WaWa is giving away free slurpees today.
Go now.....thank me later.
On a personal note, this could not have occurred for me at a more opportune time.
I'm 32, a dad, and I am not a douchebag...
6 years ago