Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Time Marches On...

The Top 5 Signs Your Baby is Not a Baby Anymore

5) Things like rattles, funny noises, and shiny objects no longer provide successful distraction

4) When a sibling commits an offense, he fights back

3) Any attempt to rock or carry them for an extended period of time leaves you breathless, sore, and sporting some pretty serious biceps

2) You can no longer count on the fact that the car will serve as vehicular Ambien

1) Diaper changing is now an extreme sport

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