The following image was taken of has-been and self-proclaimed desirable mother, Tori Spelling, as she left her baby shower.
Yes, her baby shower.
Clearly full with child, you might wonder why I feel the need to point this out. The answer is simple: this is her second child.
Now, please do not mistake my apparent discontent, I realize how important it is for W-listed celebrities to maintain their publicity. Times must be hard on a young mother who is the heir to a $300 million dollar fortune. She really needs others to buy things for her growing family.
My heart really goes out to her. Perhaps I should introduce her to another paragon of humility and altruism....does anyone know the area code for the Bronx?