To the mother in the Babies R’Us parking lot this morning, screaming at her son, “Let’s Go! Why won’t you listen!? Geez! Are You Kidding Me!? Why would you do that! My God!!! Now everyone is staring at you.”
A few things:
1) Actually, we’re staring at you.
2) And no, none of us are staring in judgment, just happy that on this particular occasion it isn’t one of our own.
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