Though I have never been one to put make-up on for a trip to the gym (which makes sense, since I don't go to a gym), I do perform odd behaviors that are as incongruous as they are absurd.
I clean before the cleaners come. This may seem silly, but I don't want them wasting time to attend to clutter or superficial cleaning.
Before heading to the salon, I always make sure my hair is done and I'm dressed reasonably well. This may also seem silly, but (1) I want my stylist to see how I like my hair done in advance, and (2) most of the people who work there look sharply dressed and I don't want to feel like a slob in comparison.
I'm 32, a dad, and I am not a douchebag...
6 years ago