1) Why does my daughter eat things at other people's homes that she won't eat at mine? (And they don't even have stickers!)
2) Why will my son eat an entire piece of fruit, waffle, or burger if it is "whole", but stick up his nose in disdain if I present the food in slices?
3) Why will my daughter eat a mountain of french fries, but simulate choking with anything else in other potato form?
I'm 32, a dad, and I am not a douchebag...
6 years ago