Except for maybe my father-in-law, there is no one on the planet who maintains a better arsenal of eye-roll inducing jokes than my Uncle Bobby.
And both men never fail to absolutely crack me up.
For example: Fun With Words
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Police were called to a day care center where a 3-yr-old was resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
I'm 32, a dad, and I am not a douchebag...
6 years ago