The Top 5 Things I've Learned This Week
5) If you mention “Arbonne” on your site…they advertise immediately (Arbonne, Arbonne, Arbonne)
4) When people scowl at you to just “take that pacifier from the child” and let them “deal with it”, feel free to strip that moron of their morning coffee, evening wine, or any other beloved comfort food and let’s see if they don’t cry themselves to sleep at night.
3) Just because you have amassed millions and figured out how to become a celebrity, does not necessarily mean you have grasped what it truly means to be human.
2) Though men may have always held the greatest positions of power throughout the
world, when it comes down to it, they all revert to infancy when they get a whittle
1) A watched tooth never breaks through the gum (but I guarantee it will be here by Tuesday!!!)
I'm 32, a dad, and I am not a douchebag...
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