Just when I mastered the "winged eye liner look", I have been informed by fashion magazines that it is officially "out" with the spring season. In its place is the smudged, metallic bronze liner that always makes me look like I'm either heavily medicated or in a relationship that has Oprah telling me "Love doesn't hurt."
Needless to say....I just can't pull it off. In addition, I am still refusing to wear the gladiator sandals that stubbornly remain on the "In" list, as well as the maxi dresses that show no love for short people.
What I am excited about are the flowy tops, flattering wedge sandals, and the cute shorts that can be dressy.
FYI: Since it applies to so many of you, feathers are officially OUT.
I'm 32, a dad, and I am not a douchebag...
6 years ago