Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Dear Resident of Both Arizona and Evil,

I hope you enjoyed your extravagant purchases at the always necessary merchandisers, Game Stop and The Sunglass Hut. I am sure you were just trying to stimulate the economy with the help of my credit card number and I'm so happy I could be of assistance.

May you trip while playing DDR and accidentally impale yourself on those overpriced and probably tacky sunglasses.

Love and Venom,

The Maid

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