I hope you enjoyed your extravagant purchases at the always necessary merchandisers, Game Stop and The Sunglass Hut. I am sure you were just trying to stimulate the economy with the help of my credit card number and I'm so happy I could be of assistance.
May you trip while playing DDR and accidentally impale yourself on those overpriced and probably tacky sunglasses.
Love and Venom,
I'm 32, a dad, and I am not a douchebag...
6 years ago