There are a few stories shared with friends that always make me laugh out loud. They include:
John, yelling at the woman trying to windsurf despite the lack of wind. She was as still as anyone can be in the water and so John just started yelling, "Lady, SLOW DOWN! You're going too fast!"
Amy M, getting caught trying to avoid a townhouse bust, tried to sneak out a back window. She jumped right into a bush and was already to congratulate herself on her escape when she heard an amplified voice announce, "Maim, please step away from the bush".
Stacey's daughter saying something unsuitable to type on this blog. It sure was funny though.
Pete re-enacting the Pets.com commercial: "I'll give you one dollar. Okay, I'll give you two dollars."
John imitating Skeeter's voice....and he can be saying anything, as long as it's the Skeeter voice.
I'm 32, a dad, and I am not a douchebag...
6 years ago