In the 2007, Tom Brady abandoned his pregnant girlfriend to go galivanting around the globe with the tackiest supermodel on the planet, Gisele Bungeon (Do you believe it is actually written in her contract that she will not accept dollars, only euros? Ugh).
In 2008, he loses the Superbowl to the typically talentless Giants in what many consider to be the upset of the century. Then, he begins the season by tearing his ACL.
What's that word? I think it rhymes with blarma....and I also think I hear Lawyer Boy weeping somewhere far, far away.
Hmmm.....I knew I shouldn't have drafted him.
I'm 32, a dad, and I am not a douchebag...
6 years ago