Though most people appreciated beginning their day with a flattering shot of Olympian Michael Phelps, one anonymous commentor (coward) said,
"Disgusting, how bout one for the bubbas in the audience!"
How could I neglect the male demographic of my enormous audience (both of you)?
Please accept my apologies. In retribution, I give you: Amy Winehouse
Not only does this image say so much, it also provides a perfect opportunity for a valuable public service announcement:
Crack is Wack!
Have a nice day.