Mother's Day: An Amendment

After receiving one comment and three emails inquiring about my husband's thoughts on the Mother's Day gift massacre, I invited my husband to offer his own thoughts on the subject via the blog.

He declined to comment.

So, in typical wife fashion, I feel compelled to speak for my husband. Knowing my husband as well as I do, I am certain he would say:

My wife is the most thoughtful, charming, intelligent, beguiling woman on the planet, and my choice in Mother's Day gift was a heinous error in judgement... and she's really hot.

And there you have it.