A perfect trip to the grocery store:
1) No wrestling matches getting anyone into the cart
2) No begging and pleading for candy or balloons (John!)
3) No tossing of items from our cart into someone else’s
4) No impromptu potty trips that require three people wearing heavy coats in a stall with a diaper bag and a one armed attempt to put some tissue down on the disgusting seat while another foot tries to keep the door closed because the d%$# lock won't work!
5) No one telling the guy behind the seafood counter that he’s “stinky”.
I'm 32, a dad, and I am not a douchebag...
6 years ago