This week I learned:
1) Birthday cake with extra sprinkles and a few random M&Ms = 10 pm bedtime
2) Forget Vegas, what happens on Allegheny Avenue, should stay on Allegheny Avenue
3) Bribing your kids always works, unless they are getting their haircut on a mechanical frog
4) Though I detest Jenny from the Block, a small part of me is a little jealous she gets a $1250 diaper bag.
5) If you write about Fergie’s personal anthem “My Humps”, it will be in your head for a week (and counting)
I'm 32, a dad, and I am not a douchebag...
6 years ago