During my blog-atus, an irreverent group of celebrities decided to go ahead and bear children and name them egregious names without giving any consideration to my self-appointed sabotical.
But not as horrible as the names they chose.
5) Buster Timothy Miller (child of Jonny Lee Miller nee Jolie) - Pass the courvoisier
4) Viggo Moriah (child of Taylor Hanson)
3) Dolly Rebecca Rose and Charlie Tamara Tulip (twin daughters of Rebecca Romjin and Jerry O'Connell)
2) Seraphina Rose Elizabeth (daughter of Jennifer Garner and Ben Afflek)
1) Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa (son of Lisa Bonet and some guy)
***This is just a temporary list until Jason Lee (father of Pilot Inspektor) reveals the name of his daughter....which is sure to be a gem.
I'm 32, a dad, and I am not a douchebag...
6 years ago