While enjoying one of our typically deep conversations with little Lily (I believe this one was about the significance of the letter "I"), I detected the scent of an offensive odor. I turned to my son, stationed next to me and said, "Did you poop?"
At that very moment, little Lily's mother entered the room, causing Lily to remark, "No, it's just my Mommy."
I'm 32, a dad, and I am not a douchebag...
6 years ago