My parents, brother Mike, and Mike's amazing children just arrived for Joseph's birthday weekend/Father's Day celebration.
The house is spotless, the necessary accutrements are in place (root beer and peanut M&Ms for my dear dad), and I am poised to be a perfect hostess.
Two minutes later:
Dad: I just thought you should know that one of your posts was in error.
Maid: Which one?
Dad: The one that said the Marine Corps is the smallest arm of the military. In actuality, it's the Coast Guard.
I stand corrected.
This is Day 142.
I'm 32, a dad, and I am not a douchebag...
6 years ago