After spending the weekend keeping my two children as far apart as possible, disinfecting every toy Joseph touched, and staging my home like a scene from the movie Outbreak, my dear friend Stacey enlightened me about the truth of the nasty contagion that is pink eye.
After 24 hours (and three doses of eye drops), children are no longer contagious and can even be allowed back to school.
That would have been useful information (preferably from my pediatrician) about three days ago.
I guess this means I can finally remove the surgical gloves.
And the SARS mask.
Hello, world.....it's good to be back.
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