I'm taking a 22 month old to his first dental appointment.
Shall we do an over/under?
Perhaps multiple choice would be better:
A) Refuse to get in the chair?
B) Keep his jaw clenched and mouth tightly shut?
C) Injure someone (himself, his Mom, Dr. Andy) in a fit of rage?
D) Do all of the above?
E) Prove that he truly is the Golden Child and surprise us all with an almost perfect check-up?
I'm 32, a dad, and I am not a douchebag...
6 years ago