In keeping with the theme of baseball, consider this the Barry Bonds of produce.
I randomly selected a batch of bananas at my local Shop Rite and didn't realize what I had really discovered until I hit the checkout line. As the young, BNL loving checkout boy started to snicker a la Beavis, another bag boy ran over with camera phone in hand to capture the yellow phenomena in all its platano splendor.
Finally realizing what the fuss was all about, I gasped, let fly a "What the...?", and immediately covered my darling little girl's eyes.
I randomly selected a batch of bananas at my local Shop Rite and didn't realize what I had really discovered until I hit the checkout line. As the young, BNL loving checkout boy started to snicker a la Beavis, another bag boy ran over with camera phone in hand to capture the yellow phenomena in all its platano splendor.
Finally realizing what the fuss was all about, I gasped, let fly a "What the...?", and immediately covered my darling little girl's eyes.
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