While driving home from an awesome day at the mall (I'm not kidding....there must be a full moon, but we had a blast and we were meltdown free....no blarma, no blarma, no blarma), I was stopped at a light behind a Back to the Future van that did not contain Lybian terrorists but did contain an overabundance of bumper stickers.
The most absurd??
"Unless you're a hemorrhoid, Stay Off My Ass!"
Umm....what? So, if I were a hemorrhoid, you'd welcome me with open cheeks?
Sorry, I guess that was gross, but clearly not as gross as the complete idiocy of the sticker.
I'm 32, a dad, and I am not a douchebag...
6 years ago